Public Service Announcement

crocs1.jpgIf you are a male between the ages of 13 and 60, never, ever, EVER wear Crocs outside of your home. (You shouldn’t wear them in your home, either, but there’s no feasible monitoring for this.) My mom has like eight pairs, but, see, that’s okay, because she doesn’t have a penis.

So to the two twenty- or thirtysomething guys — in two separate parties — who wore them into the Pork Store Cafe on 16th Street this morning where I very much enjoyed my hotlink scramble with grits and a Bloody Mary … for shame.

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Published in: on September 29, 2007 at 11:03 am  Leave a Comment  

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