There is never any suitable justification for wearing a Yankees hat (outside of severe mental retardation, of course)(in which case you probably should get one of those plastic hats)(those things crack me up)(not retardation, though)(in most cases, anyway). This is indisputable fact.
So when you’re the king of Cleveland sports, you grew up in nearby Akron, and you’re attending a Cleveland Indians playoff game at Jacobs Field where the Tribe is taking on the Yankees, you are making a big mistake when you hold up your cap for the cameras. Also, stop rooting for the Dallas Cowboys, too. That’s just ridiculous.
Now you know.
[pic: AP Photo/Amy Sancetta]