I will have diabetes by age 34

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That is a virtual guarantee if I keep eating candy at 10 a.m. like I am right now. Haribo Gold Bears, beeyotches — the best gummi candy on the planet. So good. And I did already eat a bagel (whole wheat sesame), so it’s more like an early dessert. Right? Right?

If you can’t think of anything to get me for Christmas, this will certainly do. I’d be okay with this as well.

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Published in: on October 8, 2007 at 10:14 am  Comments (1)  

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  1. How would you keep them from going stale? I don’t think those bag clips would work; gummi bears are kind of delicate in their own way. Your blood sugar might disagree, but I’ve never considered gummies candy, really. Don’t they make gummi vitamins afterall?


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