If you’re doing contract work for a company that launches a new website, when you go out for drinks to celebrate said launch, do your best to refrain from taking people up on every single offer for another round.
You may soon find yourself holding on to your stool (bar or otherwise) for dear life, yelling and waving your finger at the CEO with a mouthful of sushi saying things like “No, I’m serious. Listen. Listen. I’m serious. Listen. This thing is going to be FUCKING HUGE. I want in, man. I’ll clean the toilets if I have to. Fuck yeah, I want more sake.”
Now you know.