It never occurred to me either.
And now, it just seems so obvious.
Thank you random stranger who wrote some stupid shit in the portapotty at Zeitgeist … you have truly opened my eyes to the vast, untapped marvels of the English language and its stunning symmetry that borders on freakish artifice.
Check back tomorrow for my 5,000-word deconstruction of Saussure’s theory of semiotics.
Or, perhaps, a dick joke.