Public service announcement: Up in this bitch

fortcook.jpgIf you haven’t been tacking “up in this bitch” to the end of at least 15% of the sentences that come out of your mouth, it’s about time you start. You will not regret it. It adds color (and class) to pretty much everything you say.

Examples:

“Damn, it sure smells funny up in this bitch.”

“Have we really run out of beer up in this bitch?”

“Man, there sure are a lot of insurgents up in this bitch.”

Also, Nathan has determined it makes a suitable substitute for “in bed” during fortune cookie time.

Not: “You find beauty in ordinary things; do not lose this ability … in bed!”

But: “You find beauty in ordinary things; do not lose this ability … up in this bitch.”

Now you know.

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Published in: on November 19, 2007 at 11:56 am  Leave a Comment  

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