I can beat up 24 five-year-olds

kids_fighting.jpgI’m guessing it’s largely because of my experience with swarms — I count mosh pits on my self-defense CV — and my willingness to pick up kids and use them as weapons against their peers, but it’s hard to say what gets you points for sure. (I was a maybe on eye-gouging.) All I know is that this is a very important piece of information to tuck under your hat.

How many kids can you take in a fight? Find out right here.

Published in: on December 26, 2007 at 1:05 pm  Comments (3)  

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  1. 25. suck it.

  2. If you want to calculate your risk of being eaten in a Zombie outbreak you can click on the “calculate risk” tab here: http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/worldwarz/

    i’m so bored…

  3. my chances of survival were 41%. i think i need to get the gun fever.

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