From the random news files: A Penn. man won’t face disorderly conduct charges for adding a vulgar message to the memo line of a check he used to pay a $5 parking ticket now that’s he’s apologized.
1. I had no idea that could be a crime.
2. Perhaps one of my old roommates could have been brought up on charges for putting “chocolate dildo” on a rent check he wrote me.
3. Perhaps one of my current roommates could have been brought up on charges for putting “perverted sexual favors” on a rent check he wrote me.
4. Can’t believe the man involved was not PA Joe.
(The check shown above isn’t from the story, but it’s a hell of an idea. Click pic to enlarge.)