When Prose opens her bar, there will be a new drink in town. (She is not aware of this yet.)
It will be called the Tijuana Shitter.
It will consist of a pint glass filled with ice, then about 2/3 well tequila, filled the rest of the way with Coke, then a few dashes of Tabasco, then a lime quarter squeezed into it and then hastily dropped on top. No stirring.
It will be $3 all day, every day.
And people will drink.